” Kenyan girls. I’ve just discovered most of you are long sighted. You can see far but can not see close. Bill Gates just divorced the other day. All of you are sliding into his DMs… Oh, I’m the one you’ve been waiting for… And you’re pretending as if Benpol haku divorce juzi. Mnajifanya hamjui. Mejja is single, Willis Raburu ako. In fact amekuwa apo for like 1 year sasa. Mnajifanya. Daddy Owen… Lakini sasa burger mtaweza? Kama ugali ndogo na strong tea mnashindwa. Na ile pesa ako nayo mta handle?… Kenyan girls I’m asking you?